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OK, now it's time for a funny blog!! I'm gonna let you all get a good laugh at my expense!!

Steven had Basketball practice tonight at 6:15. I had my kids and my niece's & nephew that i had to get in the car, so we could head to the school! I had company and i happened to look at see it was 6:12, so i told my company i had to go because Steven had basketball practice, so i told all 5 of the kids to go get in the car, so we could go! I was locking my door and was saying good bye to my company! I had my hands full, so i opened my door and set the drinks and radio face in my car! I was telling my company that i would talk to her later as i sat down in my car. When i sat down i thought i felt my pants rip, so i raised up and reached around to see if i could feel anything. Nope i didn't feel anything, so i sat back down, then it felt like they ripped again, so this time i stood up out of my car and felt to see if i had ripped my pants and sure enough i had ripped the butt out of my pants, so i tell my company, oh lord i just ripped the butt of my pants out, i got to go change real quick and of course ALL the kids started laughing as hard as they could!! I come back up on the porch and unlock the door, i step in the doorway and i seen the clock say 6:18, so i had on a t-shirt that was a lil longer than i normally wear, so i said Steven is already late i can't make him any later, so i pull my shirt down to see if it's gonna cover my ripped pants and it did, so i lock the door and go on!

I get in the car and all the kids want to know why i didn't changed, i begin to tell them it's already almost 6:20 and Steven was suppose to be there at 6:15, so i would just pull my shirt down over it, that my shirt was long enough to cover the huge rip i have in the butt of my pants! I tell all the kids that when we get to the school NONE of them better not say one word to anyone about my pants being ripped!! They all was laughing telling me that they wouldn't tell anyone!!Which when we got to the school, i told Steven to whisper in his coach's ear the reason we was late was because his Moma's pants had ripped, i told him NOT to let anyone else hear him and i couldn't believe he actually did whisper it to her!! While a practice i had my nephew take off his pull over hoodie and let me tie it around my waist, so no one could see it. I was SUPER embarrassed!! No one seen my bootie while we was a practice and i was very thankful! *insert red face here*


Just to let you know this same thing happened to me one time when i was in Walmart grocery shopping and i bent over to get a 12 pack of drinks and i didn't feel or hear them rip, so needless to say i walked around Walmart with my butt hanging out of my pants. My kids waited till we got to the checkout line to SCREAM "Moma i see your panties, your pants are ripped" and YES i do mean they SCREAMED it!! I was so embarrassed! The cashier was trying not to laugh and my face was blood red and at the time the shirt i had on wasn't long enough to cover it.

As i was walking through Walmart before my kids tells me about it i thought i felt a draft, my kids told me once they got in the car that they seen my pants ripped right after i put my 12 pack in the buggy! I had asked them why didn't they tell me and they said we forgot moma. I guess they remember when they seen my panties when i was in the check out line!!

This wasn't the first time i had ripped the butt of my pants out, i have done it a few times when i worked at Scot Market and had to go home and change, it got to where i would keep an extra pair of pants in my car!! I guess that's what i get for having a big ole butt!! *insert red face here*


I just wanted to make you all laugh at my expense!!